Monday, September 28, 2009

Tomo Su Pincel De Punta Gruesa

Tomo su pincel de punta gruesa y trazo en el lienzo tres lineas horizontales verdes. --Curitiba, Brasil--, penso.

Irene dormia en la cama. Su cabello castaño con los mechones claros en una cola de caballo.

Volvio hacia el reloj en la pared. 1:56 am. Otro pensamiento llego a su memoria. “Gabriela, recuerdo de una cincuenta y seis de la mañana. Gabriela, tatuaje en el alma”, murmuro

Que le habia pasado? Que habia sido del muchacho tierno y sensible que veia la vida a traves de unos ojos de cristal? Que paso con la necesidad de expresar sentimientos con un papel y un lapiz. Estrofas, rimas; faltas de ortografia a proposito.

Se levanto del banco donde estaba y busco en su cajon. Despues de 4 segundos de busqueda, pues tenia todo bien acomodado y sabia donde estaba cada cosa en su caos, saco una libreta de hojas verde claro. Sabia que ahi estaba y por alguna extraña razon ahora sentia la necesidad de verla, de leerla y sonreir como siempre lo habia hecho:

Zeta, zeta, letra zeta;
Todo cae, todo se quiebra

Todo se hunde
Todo se destruye
Como la vida
Que se me escapa y me rehuye

Zeta, zeta, letra zeta;
Donde estas ahora?
La noche que un dia vivio,
No vive mas ahora

Zeta, zeta, letra zeta;
Recuerdo de una vida perfecta
Zeta, zeta, no eres mas
Que una letra

Zeta, eres la ilusion
De un futuro prohibido
Zeta, eres la magia
En unos ojos infinitos

Zeta, zeta,
Mira como la luna cae y se quiebra

Zeta,
La vida ya no es incierta

Otra vez nacia la necesidad de escribir, de volver a la vida a Marco y a Enrique; a Marcela, a Gabriela y a “ELLA”. Pero eso no era posible. Como podria alguien volver a la vida a alguien que no ha muerto o que no ha dejado de existir. Lo mismo se podia decir de los personajes ficticios, como revivir a alguien que nunca nacio y que por ende nunca murio? No lo sabia.

Queria otra oportunidad. Queria volver a contar sus historias y sus pesares; sus luchas contra la vida y contra ellos mismos. Las sensaciones y los ecstasis que se provocaban uno al otro.

Pero en si no fueron ficcion pura y plena. Fueron basados en la vida real y en la mirada verde-amarilla de “ELLA”. Era por eso mismo que escribir para el era personal y tan emocionante. No solo se limitaba a describir las experiencias y sensaciones que sus personajes viven. El vivia la escritura pues el camino que cada uno de sus personajes tomaba, ya lo habia recorrido.

Regreso la mirada al reloj. 2:06am. Junto a la cama estaba la mochila donde mantenia su computadora. Precisamente estaba en el lado donde Irene decidio dormir. Se acerco con cautela para no despertarla. Tomo la mochila y sin prender la luz, prendio la computadora. Espero que los programas terminarian de bajarse y comenzo a escribir sin saber que direccion tomaria la historia.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Something Weird And Interesting

Last night something very interesting and weird occurred. I don’t know when I’ll be publishing this, but today’s date is Sep 24, 2009. About 8:32 am.

As usual I went to a café to fish. I walked in and the place was packed. At the front desk there is this girl with who I often practice all my material on. She is about 5’ 7”, looks Hispanic, but has never talked to me in Spanish. If you ask me, she looks Brazilian. But not the black or white Brazilians, more of those indigenous people who eventually got mixed with the other races. A little on the skinny side, but a solid 8 after all. If she had some more curves, she would be a perfect 9.

By the time I got to be second in line, there was no one behind me. She noticed and looked at me to say “Hi”, but I didn’t look at her. Remember, “never give a girl what the wants”. She would be talking to the girl she was attending, but would glance at me quickly to see if I was looking at her. I wasn’t looking at her, I was looking at the girl in front of me. She did it about 3 times.

Then another guy walks in. I noticed even before getting in front of the counter where the girl was, he was looking at her directly, kind of expecting her to notice him and say “Hi”. She does, and the guy delivers this “Oh, hi!” with a big ass smile. She does the same, but not as big of a “Hi” and with less enthusiasm; of course, she is at work, and has to be nice with everyone there.

My turn comes. She says “Hi, how are you?” and I answered:

“I’m doing fine” With a serious face.

She bends into the display case and asks if I’m going to have the usual and I answered I was going to be having something else, something that’s on the other end of the display case.

She smiled because in the past, I practiced on her that “No, that one” technique/game I talked about in the Gustavo & Irene post, remember? When they get to the café and he makes the girl at the counter smile. Well, this is where that part of the story came from.

She walks to the other side of the counter, which is kind of big; about 10 feet. Smiling she takes out a bottle of water and asks if I’m going to have that one or if I’m going to change my mind.

With a serious face I say, “No, that one is fine” and then proceeded to ask “Do you feel like making a chicken sandwich?”

“No”, she answered and smiled.

Looking into her brown eyes I say “Well, that’s just too bad because I want a chicken sandwich” She smiles again and her eyes closed a little because she kind of laughed at my demand. Yeah, we are mean to each other, but that’s the way we always talk.

“Ok, but it is going to take a long time”, said in a serious, but playful way. “What kind of salad do you want?”

“I don’t want a salad”

“Well, it comes with a salad”

“You take the salad” Looking into her eyes.

She gives me this smile, but it wasn’t your average “you’re funny” smile, or the “I can’t believe you just said that” smile, it was more of a “aww, thanks” kind of smile. I hope you get what I’m talking about, if not, you need to get out there and make friends with girls.

All this happened with a smirk in my face. I paid and she gave the change back. I left for my seat and turned my computer on. I logged into the chat room and found Abaddon.

Que paso cabron? No te hagas pendejo, deja un pinche comment de vez en cuando, si bien que sigues mi blog.

We chatted a little bit. You know, your average chat room talk, well, kind of. We’ve known each other for years.

About 15 minutes went by and I got really hungry. Got up and went to the counter to see how my food was coming along. The girl notices me. Stops what she was doing. Leans over the counter towards me, puts her right hand almost to my face with two fingers up and says in a mean, but playful way

“It’s going to be ready in two minutes”

I don’t know why, or what took over me, but for some reason I grabbed her hand, but not in a wussy “your skin is so soft” kind of way. I did it firmly, I actually grabbed her wrist and not her hand, and pulled her a little towards me. She tried to fight back to free her hand, but she couldn’t. The tension was raising, but not “bad” tension. It was more like the tension you see at the movies when the guy is trying to kiss the girl and she fights back, but end up kissing passionately anyways.

No words were exchanged. Only looked into each other’s eyes the whole time. Then she tried to use her left hand, but I moved mine along with her right hand. We were like little kids who fight, but won’t really hurt each other. It was a really weird event.

I let go and went to my seat with the smirk always in my face.

About 10 minutes went by and I saw in the reflection of the glass doors that she was looking at me. I concluded my chicken sandwich was ready. But I wasn’t going to get up, so I pretended I didn’t see or hear her.

She leaned over the counter and stretched her arms trying to call for my attention. I was giving her my back because of the way I was seated, but I could see everything through the reflection of the doors.

I see she turns away and disappears, seconds later she comes with my order in her hands and gives me this karate chop in a playful way in my shoulder. She said something, but I didn’t really understand what it was since I had the headphones on.

Now, I don’t know what really happened, but I think it was something worth mentioning.
So that’s the story of this posts.

If you’re reading this and didn’t click on any of the ads in my blog, well, fuck you. You’re getting to read my adventure but won’t help me? Come on.

Please click on the ads, I’ve clicked a few of them and they seem to sell pretty good quality stuff. I clicked the one where they sell shirts.

Well, thanks for reading.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Male Fashion 101-The Conclusion

This is the last post of the “basics”. I covered the shower and the body hair section, now its time to talk about the things that are too small to have their own section. Like mouth hygiene, clipping your nails, and getting rid of food odor.

First things first:

Mouth Hygiene

I seriously hope you didn’t learn from me you have to brush your teeth at least 2 times a day (and do so with your tongue once a week) But if you
did, well, start doing it now. It’s never too late to change.

If you’re going to brush, don’t forget to floss too. Dental floss is not expensive and it will do wonders for you.

But why do we brush and floss? Really simple answer, right? To have a clean and odorless mouth. However, sometimes our mouth will smell even if we had brushed our teeth and haven’t eaten anything.

A long time ago, a girl I met told me the human mouth smelling even if you brushed your teeth. Why? Her explanation was gastric acid in our stomach will create this odor. I asked her what was the best way to avoid it, her answer was to eat something, like an orange, at least every 3 hours. Sounds simple, eh? But what do you do if you can’t eat an orange or something every 3 hours? The solution is even more simple:

Buy a Listerine Pocket Mist

It will help you fight mouth odor and it fits anywhere. That’s my personal choice since the Listerine Breath Strips weren’t really handy if you have to take them with you anywhere you go. I had two bad experiences already.

One of them took place during a Halloween party back in 2006, I think; I was dancing with a girl and had the package of Listerine breath Strips in my pocket. I reached for them and took out what I though was only a single strip. To my surprise, it was more like 10. Due to the heat inside my pocket, they melted together and I ended up having a “freshness overdose”

Something similar happened one afternoon at work when I was about to go into an apartment where I had to service something. This time I did noticed there were about 10 strips melted together before putting them into my mouth.

In conclusion, buy a Listerine Pocket Mist, you will not be disappointed and you can forget about “freshness overdoses”


Clipping your nails:

This one is really simple. Do so every week or when necessary. No one likes a guy with long dirty nails.


Smelly Feet:

Don’t think no one is going to notice. Remember, just like you don’t want to scare a girl when you take your shirt off and she sees your natural sweater, you don’t want to disgust her with your smelly feet once “the fun” is about to start.

I think I have covered all the basics.

Don’t forget you’re doing this for yourself and not for the girls you may run across. Hygiene is a very important part of the human behavior and it tells a lot about you.

If you want to take a deeper look into the “basic” category, don’t forget to visit www.askmen.com. It is a free online portal designed for men.

Take care and I’ll see you next time.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

"Donde Estabas"

NOTE from the author: Some of the events described below actually took place, word by word and reaction by reaction.

“Dónde estabas? Tengo casi media hora esperandote.”, preguntó Irene una vez que apagó la moto.

“Nada, el tráfico”, contestó sin dar más explicasiones. “Todavia te sigue molestando?”, agregó.

“No, desde el susto que le metiste ya casi no me habla”, dijo Irene con una leve sonrisa en su rostro mientras se subía al asiento trasero.

“Espera”, Gustavo sacó algo de las bolsas de su chamarra. “…Y estos, son para la princesa” , dando un par de guantes de piel a la joven.

Irene sonrió, le dio un beso y comentó “Aww, gracias”, con su tono claro y dulce de voz.

Detalles simples como éste era lo que los unía. Aunque a veces Gustavo pareciera serio e ído, de repente la sorprendia con aspectos de su vida que no concordaban con su personalidad; o con actos sencillos y, desde la superficie, triviales, pero determinantes.

“Entonces? A tu casa o a la mía?” preguntó antes de encender la motocicleta.

“Quieres ir a comer algo? Yo invito”

“Contigo hasta el fin del mundo, princesa”

Volvió sonreir. Encendió la moto, y poco a poco el sonido del motor fue haciendose cada vez mas ténue a la distancia.

El café estaba medio vacío y la poca gente que había parecía tener siglos ahi. Todos en sus computadoras y un silencio reinaba el lugar.

Atendiendo estaba una joven alta, blanca, con cabello lazio y muy negro; como de 23 años. Ojos gris-azules y de buena figura. Se levantó de una silla, se puso detrás del mostrador cuando los advirtió venir.

“Qué vas a querer?” preguntó Irene sin prestar atención a la sonrisa de la joven y viendo los envases de refresco frente a ella.

“Si te digo, te vas a enojar”, respondió Gustavo sonriendo y viendo a los ojos a la muchacha que atendía, todo, aprovechando que Irene estaba distraída.

La joven detrás del mostrador sonrió. Irene, todavía sin noción de lo que sucedía, preguntó con extraño “Por qué?”

“Voy a querer uno de esos” señaló una botella con tepache a la muchacha.

Abrió la puerta del mostrador y señalando el envase que el había indicado preguntó, “Esta?”

El contestó, “No, la otra” Movió el dedo hacia la otra botella esperando su respuesta. “No, la otra” volvió a mover su mano. “No, la otra”.

A través del vidrio del mostrador notó que la muchacha sonreía más cada vez que la hacía apuntar a una botella distinta.

Finalmente dijo, “No, mejor ésa” Concluyó apuntando a la primera botella que indicó. Finalmente soltó una carcajada. Toda la conversacion con la joven fue en inglés, pues era Americana y no parecía hablar español.

Volviendo hacia Gustavo, Irene preguntó, “Si pido uno de esos, te comes la otra mitad?” Apuntando hacia un henorme menu que colgaba en la pared.

“Claro”

“Me das un chikin Panini?” dijo a la joven con acento muy marcado en su inglés.

“Sólo uno?”, cuestionó la joven de los ojos gris-azules.

“Sí. Estoy a dieta”

La muchacha, levantando su pulgar izquiero, dijo, “Bien por ti”.

Las dos se sonrieron. Y al dar la vuelta Irene notó que Gustavo ya no estaba ahí, vio a su alredor y se dio cuenta que estaba sentado en una de las mesas en la parte trasera, donde no había nadie. Caminó hacia él.

Gustaba verla de lejos, sus pequenos 5 pies y 4 pulgadas de estatura eran distintos a los de las demás, eran más tiernos. En si era una muchacha muy común, sin embargo tan distinta a todas. Nació en Puebla, México. Tenia 22 años y había llegado a los Estados Unidos a los 18. Su tono de piel era moreno obscuro, pero podía distinguirse que alguién en su familia fue blanco; sus ojos eran grandes y negros. Tenía aquella mezcla de razgos indígenas y facciones Espanolas que sólo en Puebla podían encontrarse. Usaba el cabello algo corto, casi le llegaba los hombros. Era de color castaño y algunos mechones eran muy claros, casi rubios; especialmente cuando andaba bajo la luz del sol. Boca de tamaño regular, pero labios muy carnosos.

“Qué pasa?”, preguntó pues notó que la veía fíjamente.

“Nada, sólo estaba viendo el cuerazo de mujer que eres”

“Ay, tu”, sonrojó. No sabía por qué, pero gustaba de sus piropos, aunque a veces fueran algo vulgares.

“Y ese milagro que decidiste salir a mitad de semana?”

“Pues ya ves, hoy amanecí de buenas”

“Se dice ‘chiken’, pero está bien; te doy permiso que sigas diciendo ‘chikin’. Me gusta tu acento”

Sabía que no había perfección en los humanos, que no era como dos angulos rectos que juntos daban 180 grados sin importar las circunstancias o adtitud del sumante. Y es que no era que Irene fuera perfecta por su imperfección, sino que era perfecta ante los ojos de Gustavo porque encontraba sus imperfecciones como cualidades y no defectos. Su acento marcadisimo, sus faltas de ortografía, y su terquedad de seguir ayudando a personas que la lastimaron y abusaron de su confianza, incluso el bendito gato que había encontrado en la calle y que después hizo que viviera con él en su departamento pues ella no podía cuidarlo por su horario entre escuela, novio, y trabajo.

“Ya me dijo el maestro que estoy lista para ESL 4”

“Y Karina? Cómo va?”

“Si es bien menza. No se le pega nada ni aunque le ponga resistol en la cabeza. Creo que es su hijo, no tiene mente para otra cosa. La semana pasada faltó 4 días y dice que quiere aprender rápido para poder conseguir un trabajo de secretaria en una tienda. Pero si sigue así, no creo que vaya a poder”

“Chiken Panini!” Exclamó la muchacha del mostrador.

“Vas o voy”, preguntó Gustavo.

Buscando dentro de su bolsa Irene respondió “Ve tú”. Después extendió la mano y dando un billete de $20 dijo, “Ahí le pagas”.

Tomó el dinero y se dirigió hacia el mostrador.

La joven de ojos gris-azules sonrió al verlo. “Quieres que lo parta en dos?”, preguntó.

“Sí”

Sacó un cuchillo de uno de los cajones y procedió a cortarlo. “Gracias” Dio el billete a la joven.

Abrió la caja registradora y dijo “Aquí esta tu cambio”

Con tono serio y viendola a los ojos Gustavo comentó, “Gracias, te amo”

La muchacha sonrió y antes que pudiera decir algo, Gustavo tomó el plato y se fue.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Male Fashion 101-Body Hair

When was the last time you saw a guy wearing a sweater one hot summer afternoon and then realized he didn’t have a shirt on? Pretty weird, eh? I bet you found this terribly sexy, right? Yeah, right.

Nature provided us with body hair to protect us from the elements back when humans used to go around with nothing on and lived in caves. Now, thousands of years later, most of us don’t live in caves, but for some reason the hair has stayed in our bodies. Some have more than others, but we all should take care of it.

Where am I going with all this? Body hair is not sexy and it turns disgusting when you have lots. Yeah, some women are magically attracted to guys with lots of hair in their bodies, but for the most part, they are not.

This is a very personal choice, but I’ve decided to talk about it because you don’t want to scare a girl when you take your shirt off and scare her with your natural sweater. Of course, if you’re a guy (or a girl) who has a “well, god made me like this” kind of mentality, then you should stop reading right now.

There are many ways to deal with body hair. Hot wax, trimmers, scissors, shaving blades, etc, etc.

As you probably know, when it comes to some aspects in life, I only talk about the stuff I’ve used myself. I’ve never dealt with hot wax, sounds too painful and I’m allergic to pain; neither messed with scissors, my body is to precious to risk cutting it, specially down there. Shaving blades are not my thing because after two or so days, you get these little hairs and you have to shave once more.

When it comes to body hair, I say get rid of it however you want. Specially back hair. I’ve met girls who are attracted to guys who have a hairy chest, but I never even heard of a girl who thinks a guy is sexy because of his back hair. Lets face it, it is plain disgusting.

Like I’ve said before, this is a very personal choice, I’m just giving out this advice because your skin is something you have to show, specially during the summer.

This was a very short, and to the point post. It is also in the “basic” categories. I hope you guys knew all of what I just said and realized body hair is something to get rid of.

Take care…and keep on playing.

Friday, September 11, 2009

En Su Cuarto

Muchas veces se habia preguntado que seria de su vida. Que seria de el si Irene no existiera, si jamas la hubiera conocido aquella noche de Agosto en donde todo parecio estar trazado por una mano, quiza un mago o Dios que lo planeo todo e hizo posible que todo sucediera de la forma correcta.

En donde estaria? Cuales aventuras y tragedias habrian asotado su vida si hubiera escogido el otro camino en donde la vereda se parte en dos?

Volvio hacia el casco que yacia en la unica silla en el cuarto. --Tengo que pulirlo--, penso sin saber realmente por que.

--La vida y sus tareas--, se decia mientras ponia la primera capa del liquido limpiador sobre la superficie del Casco y reflexionaba que hacia poco que toda habia cambiado.

Ya no era un nino, ya no era aquel joven que creia ciegamente en las palabras de toda persona que cruzara en su camino. Realmente nunca tuvo alguna mala experiencia de confiar en alguien que despues lo traicionaria. Era como si tuviera un angel, un ser que le decia en quien confiar y en quien no, pero no con palabras, sino con senales. Brillo en los ojos de las personas, sonrisas retorcidas y nerviosas, incapacidad de mantener la Mirada, cosas asi.

Seguia lustrando el casco y se pregunto que seria de “ELLA”. Seguiria teniendo el mismo brillo candido en su mirada amarilla verdosa? Seguiria teniendo las caderas pronunciadas y femininas que tanto le atraian; los mismos risos obscuros y vitales sobre su cabeza? Tenia tanto, parecia como si nunca hubiera existido y todo hubiera sido un sueno, si un sueno de los que uno despierta con una sensacion de calma y felicidad en el alma.

Era un nino de 18 anos cuando entro y salio de su vida. En si solo la conocio por poco mas de un ano. --Un ano trepidante--, penso con una sonrisa en su rostro aun puliendo el casco y cuidando que no quedara ningun reciduo del liquido limpiador.

Ese mismo ano descubrio su pasion y facilidad por la escritura. Ni el mismo sabia si fue todo una enorme casualidad o si solo lo habia hecho para, de alguna forma indirecta y retrocida, tratar de impresionarla. Cualfuera la verdadera razon, supo que lo hizo, que logro llamar su atencion. Simple acto de absoluto que estaria con el por el resto de su vida. Porque asi es la vida, simple, pero a la vez compleja y de cuando en cuando incomprehensible. Un simple acto como escribir un cuento corto podia cambiar la vida de dos personas para siempre, intensificar la atraccion que ya existia entre los dos. Palabras mudas, miradas fugaces pero al mismo tiempo inexorables.

Termino de pulir el casco. Volvio al reloj en la pared. Eran las 2:00 pm y se apresuro hacia la puerta. Habia que recoger a Irene del trabajo.

…continuara?

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Male Fashion 101-The Shower

My first post on male fashion is not going to be about shoes or pants, not even about shirts or hair gel. My first post is going to be about personal hygiene. Why? Because no matter how well you may be dressed, all of that won’t matter if you smell or have hair sticking out of your beautiful nose.

By nature most girls are disgusted by smelly guys, although some are strangely attracted to them. But remember, you want to attract as many as possible, and not just the “psychos” who are attracted to a hobo. In my case, I’m doing all this not really because I want to attract girls, but because I like it, although it does help.

Pretty much I’m just going to go over some very basic stuff. However, I need to go over it because I want to make sure you know about it; so later you won’t come back to me and tell me this story about a girl blowing you off because of your dirty teeth. And if you do, I’m going to go “What? Fucker, those things are in the fucking blog! Go read it again”

SHOWER

I don’t think you need someone telling you bathing once a day is a necessity and not a choice, do you? Very basic, eh?

There are some instances where taking a shower once a day is not enough. The rule here is: sometimes you have to shower twice, specially if at some point during the day you felt sweaty and sticky. Trust me, you are going to smell later. No one likes to be with someone who smells; of course, unless you are talking about another smelly guy. In that case, neither guy would notice the other smells.

As I have stated before, male fashion, and most of the “good” fashion in general is about seemingly small details no one will notice, but will end up making a very big difference. Here is where my help comes into the rescue!

For most guys a quick shower with any shampoo and a soap bar is enough to get you through the day. If you feel that’s enough for you, then fine. That’s the way it worked for me for a long time. At least you are clean and don’t smell. However, there is a wide variety of “shower” products out there to help you take care of those “small details” I was talking about.

I’m talking about shower gels, soap bars with a particular essence, body scrubs, moisturizers, special hair products that will make your hair look great, and the ever magic AXE‘s shower tool.

Showering should not be as complex as I’m making it appear. If you don’t want to be called a “metro sexual” (trust me, you don’t want to be stuck in that category) the best way to avoid it is to just take a regular shower once or twice a day with one product that will take care of your “fashion” necessities.

I’m talking about showering with a regular shampoo for you hair and a shower gel. A very basic combination that will work miracles, without putting you in the “metro sexual” category. Why shower gel? Because not only it will get you clean, but it is going to make you smell great and it’s going to make your skin softer, but not to the point of looking like a girl’s skin. Girls will notice that, and they will like it. And if you like guys, well, I think they will like it too. But I’m not sure.

My recommendation here is to use any of AXE’s shower gels. As with any product from AXE, they will make you fashionable and manly at the same time. I was reading an article about AXE’s new shower gel “Fever”. Sounded interesting. That, added to the fact I was talking about shower gels with luvsherry the night before in the chat room convinced me to try it.

After getting to Ride Aide and smelling the Brazilian Mud & Dragon Fruit aroma, I realized it was just too fancy for me. I kept on smelling the shower gels and ran into AXE’s shower gel “Dark Temptation” and came to the conclusion it smelled like chocolate (and it does), the aroma is just too sweet for me. Plus, I don’t want to make girls hungry for chocolate when they smell me. I kept on my search and found AXE’s “Touch”. Perfect for me “mature and fashionable” I don’t really have words to describe the aroma, but I knew I liked it the second I opened the bottle. I ended getting it along with AXE’s shower tool (which was conveniently right next to the shower gels) At first I thought it was just going to be a regular scrub like the ones you get at the 99 cent store, but with better quality. Turns out it has a “hard side” and a “soft side” for your sensitive parts. I loved it right after my first shower. The instructions say you have to replace it every 6 weeks, but fuck it, I’m not going to pay $6 every 6 weeks just for a scrub. The shower gel was also $6, so I ended up paying about $14 after taxes.

I guess the best you can do here is to go to Rite Aide or any store like that and smell for yourself what aroma will work for you. Not everyone is going to like AXE‘s shower tool, but I say try it at least once, and if you don‘t like it, at least you experimented something new. Fashion is also about experimenting. Don’t forget my recommendation and start using a shower gel. It will be another small step towards your goal of being more “fashionable” and beautiful in the eyes of the female population (also include the gay population).

No, AXE is not paying me anything, I just like their products that much.

As usual, if you don’t think I have a good sense of fashion or think I’m just nuts about all this, you can check www.askmen.com and see what the experts on male fashion say.

It is a free online portal design for men who want to look good without spending a million dollars.

I’ll see you next time.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Male Fashion 101-Introduction

“The art of fashion is still a mystery to me. I just can’t seem to understand what people mean when they say that something goes well with something else. I know that they are talking about some sort of symmetry, but what type exactly is a fucking mystery to me. I understand that today’s world does require that one keeps up with the trends; you have to look up to date, or fashionable, to get a date or a job. So, instead of trying to figure this fashion shit out, which I probably never will, I do the most efficient thing that someone in my shoes can do, I let my girlfriend buy me whatever clothes she finds me attractive in. This is a wonderful strategy because it keeps me from looking like a mess and it makes my girlfriend happy… “-- Drvenom

I found this a few days and decided to write about it because not so long ago I was in complete darkness in the world of male fashion too.

Like most guys in a relationship, I too, depended in my girlfriend to look good in the eyes of the female population. It is a very good strategy because only a girl knows what other girls like. However, there’s a trick in all this. That is. What do you do when you no longer have a girlfriend to “show you the way”?

I was in this spot after my girlfriend and I broke up. Yes, I still had the clothes she had picked for me, but eventually they either wore out or were thrown into the garbage because they “reminded me of her“.

There I was, all by myself “with no direction home”. I tried to take the easy way out which is to think: If she liked it, then other girls will like it too. Started to wear the baggy pants she liked and shirts that kind of resembled those my ex had picked. I was happy. However, one day it hit me.

“This is not who I am. This is the image my ex designed for me”, I though to myself one night. And my “style” really didn’t make me happy anymore because, in a way, she would still be with me; and I wanted to get over her completely.

My search began dressing like I did back when I met her, which is: right after graduating from high school, and it will never end because a guy, like everything in life, has to change in order to be up to date and be interesting. No, I’m not telling you to change your image completely every time a new trend comes out. I’m just saying you need diversity in your closet.

In this series of entries I’m going to discuss a number of seemingly “small” details. These small changes will make a big difference in your appearance and in the way people perceive your personality.

As for this post, I’m going to start off with one of the most simple changes a guy can make:

Buy at least one plain v-neck shirt.

I suggest starting off with a white shirt because white goes well with everything you already have in your closet (don‘t forget that rule about clothing, and if you live in the West Coast, that other rule of “do not wear white after Labor Day“, doesn‘t apply, you can wear white all year long if you want). If then you like the shirt and the style, you can go ahead and dig into other colors like blue, grey or black etc, etc.

A good v-neck shirt is the way to go because it is affordable, will make you look good, and is versatile.

Why am I obsessed with v-neck shirts? Just think about it. For once, they are cheap. You can get a 3-shirt package for about $10 at Target. If after you try all this and you don’t like them, well, at least you didn’t “waste” that much. And if you do, you won’t have to spend “that” much in order to look your best.

I like the brand Hanes but others are good as long as they have a v-neck. Try to buy one that fits you properly (not too baggy, no “East LA” style please) oh, and don’t forget they will shrink after the first wash. Make sure you don’t get one that’s too thigh right after taking it out of the
package. They feel really baggy the first time you put them on, but they will change, a lot.

A v-neck shirt will make you look good. Think about this: What’s the first thing that comes to your head when you see a guy in a white round neck shirt and blue jeans? Right. “This guy just got out of bed and put on the first thing he found” And something as small as a v-neck shirt instead of a round neck will make that thought go from that to “This guy is hot”. The thing with v-neck shirts is that they get closer to you, but not to the point of “showing off your body” like some other shirts do. They have a youthful, athletic style, whereas round neck shirts tend to be more “bulky” and “mature“. Kind of the “Hank In King Of The Hill” style. If you have a “thick” body, they will make you look even thicker. And I don’t think you want that, do you?

V-necks are versatile. You can wear them almost anywhere if you know how to “pair” them. Regardless of your style, they will look great with any type of jeans, call them “skinny” “boot cut” or whatever comes to your mind.

Now take this “v-neck-shirt-jean” combination and add some footwear. You’ll get a more relaxed style if you put on a pair of converse shoes. Ideal
for just “kick it back” in a café or do nothing around the house. I like to use this particular combination when some of my friends are coming to my place to watch the game, but we may go out for a slice of pizza afterwards or just “whatever” (However, I don’t wear Converse, I have Ed Hardy shoes. Not the ones with glitter and shit. I like the less fancy styles).

But things do change if instead of the converse shoes, you put on something more “formal”, like motorcycle boots or other type of “grown up“ shoes. Now with this combination you can go to the movies with your girlfriend or friends and look like a “bad boy”. Or you can go to a café and just kick it back, but give a more “serious” vibe around you. With this combo you can also visit some relatives and look like you actually care of what they think about you.

In conclusion v-necks are great because they are affordable, they will make you look good, and they are versatile.

It’s been about 6 years since I had my last “real healthy” relationship and
started my journey in the world of male fashion. (but that doesn’t mean I haven’t had fun with girls)

Not everything has been glamour and great looking combinations. I have bought some nasty shit thinking it was “cool” at the time. Now that I think about it, it makes me smile. I guess I learned a lot from my mistakes. And hopefully you won’t have to learn the hard way with my help.

I hope these changes will help you as much as they helped me, and you won’t have to depend on your girlfriend to look your best. One more thing, if you end up digging this “white v-neck shirt” style, don’t wait for it to get yellowish before buying another.

I’m going to write more about men’s fashion later (shoes, formal shirts, pants, accessories, etc, etc) or at least try to. But if you don’t think I have a good sense of fashion or think that I’m just nuts, you can go and check www.askmen.com and see what the experts in male fashion say.

It is a free online portal designed for men.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

It's Good To Get Older

Saturday I went to the beach with CH. Got there, but didn’t get into the water, just walked. You know, among the shops and pretty much just looking at girls go by and maybe talk to them if it was possible. In other words, we were “fishing”.

Bought a vanilla ice cream cone and ate it. Somehow we started talking about girls. Which is highly unusual because I normally don’t talk about this with CH. We mostly talk about soccer and video games. I know him since we were 13 and consider him one of my “brothers”.

He said for some reason he noted younger girls started talking to him. I remember he was with me in the gym’s pool when the incident with the 14 year old girl happened. After everything had happened he commented he was surprised she was 14 and not 18 too.

For some reason congratulated me for getting her number. (when in reality it was the girl who insisted me on memorizing it) I told him I wasn’t going to call her because I didn’t want to get in trouble with the law or anything. And I never did.

But back to the beach

He said he met a girl from Jalisco at a party; she kept looking at him through out the night. It all began when he overheard her say she wanted to learn how to dance like him (he is a good dancer). He just walked to her and asked her if she wanted to dance.

To make a long story short, the girl turned out to be 18 years old (and he is my age, no wait, I think he a year older) and they were supposed to go out on a date Sunday afternoon.

After that I told him all about the Sandra incident. Everything, including the boyfriend-almost-caching-me-with-her scene. He laughed…hard.

After we both stopped laughing, we agreed girls like older guys even when they are losers like us. Then we wondered about the future, about how things would be much better once we turn 30 or 35 and girls 20-25 will be after us.

He had this experience with an 18 year old, and Sandra was 19 when things happened between us. Plus, the “Sandra Incident” was not alone. I just remembered about the “Taco Place Owner’s Daughter” incident too (if you don‘t know of what I‘m talking about, just read my older posts and you‘ll find the story).

I saw her a few weeks ago and OMG…she is turning into a woman. I remember some years ago, when we first started going for lunch at that place, I would see her with a “Dora The Explorer” backpack and stuff like that. Now she wears “woman’s jeans” and make up. And she is not ugly ;-)

Not so long ago, when I was 21-22, one night I though to myself if I didn’t get a girlfriend and married her before I was 30, things would be WAY harder afterwards. How wrong I was.

Today I’m 25, and after all the “experience” I’ve gotten, I can’t wait for my 30’s. Girls in their 20’s would think I’m “mature and sophisticated” when in reality I would still be the same “childish wetback” I have always been.

It’s true I haven’t been in a “real” relationship in years, but on the other hand, who needs a “meaningful relationship” when you’re having this much fun? Right now I’m writing in a café and for about 1 ½ hours, I’ve been making eye contact with two girls.

One is kind of just in front of me. And the other is to my left. Both have curly hair, the one in front of me has light brown hair and the other dark brown. I find the one to my left more attractive because she has more of a “womanly” body. With the right curves at the right places ;-). I’ll have to wait and see what happens, maybe something will happen and I’ll be able to talk to one of them. I have a “special strategy” for this kind of situations ;-)

Oh, and just about 5 minutes ago I met a girl outside the restroom. She is not really my type, but I just did it to “test” some of my new material…and it worked wonders. Turns out the girl is from Texas and is here to study graphic design. I could have ask for her information, and I’m sure she would had given it to me. But I didn’t want to…you know, this was only a “test” for my new material.